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    Political poetry

    Grocott's Mail ContributorsBy Grocott's Mail ContributorsSeptember 26, 2017Updated:November 3, 2017No Comments1 Min Read
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     A political poem

    Theresa May
    Says, “I’d far rather stay,
    But we’ve all been set afloat
    By that bloody Brexit vote!”

    President Donald Trump
    Says, “I’m gonna take a dump
    And drop tons of toxic gasses
    On the world and its starving masses.”

    Aung San Suu Kyi
    Says, “Please don’t look at me,
    Or those nasty army men
    Might just lock me up again!”

    Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma
    says “Kindly just ignore that rumour.
    Even I may not be capable of sheltering old Jacob.” 

    Andy Grewar
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