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Political poetry

Grocott's Mail ContributorsBy Grocott's Mail ContributorsSeptember 26, 2017Updated:November 3, 2017No Comments1 Min Read
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 A political poem

Theresa May
Says, “I’d far rather stay,
But we’ve all been set afloat
By that bloody Brexit vote!”

President Donald Trump
Says, “I’m gonna take a dump
And drop tons of toxic gasses
On the world and its starving masses.”

Aung San Suu Kyi
Says, “Please don’t look at me,
Or those nasty army men
Might just lock me up again!”

Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma
says “Kindly just ignore that rumour.
Even I may not be capable of sheltering old Jacob.” 

Andy Grewar
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